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Previous Entry Christmas, and some humor. Dec. 23rd, 2005 @ 10:39 pm Next Entry
"WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO WRITE SHIT IN SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO READ?!" LOL. HELL, I HARDLY UPDATE THIS ANYWAY. I mean come on, what is this? Star Trek? Am I suddenly a captain of a pirate ship? "Arrr matey, we gots a new log to file! We's came upon some land down here! We shall call it "The bahamas!", Arrr!!." Riiiight. How bout this one? "Jonathan's log, Star Date, WHO REALLY GIVES A FLYING BUZZARD FUCK. I just ate some Tuna fish and it was the mmmmmmmmm." Here we go. These are my personal favorites. I call this, "Totally Rad Internet Teenager Talk", or TRITT, for short. Generally it goes something like this. To properly set the enviornment, I'll make up a fake conversation.

SeXAyGuRl1- Leik, OH MY GAWD! Jenny just TOtalLY FUKKED my Ex BoyFriend!!!111! She is liek SUCH a bizatch! I am TOTLlY gonna KICK her aSS!

PimpBitchMcNasty- WOA! That is soooooooo mean of her!!1!@ Gurl yous need to go beat her ASS prontO! I kant belive she wuld do that! What a phucking WHorE!

Wow. I have nothing more to say. LOL. I'm out.

On a serious note, I want to wish everyone who reads this a Merry Christmas. Happy New Year, Hannuka, whichever you may celebrate. Don't lose sight of what we really celebrate Christmas for. Happy Birthday Jesus. You rock.

Keep it real.
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